Fuck this with a bag of fuck this.

[Dr Dave]

So I show up early for my Microsoft Excel exam, to learn they're having issues with the text. I'm half tempted just to reschedule the fucking thing.



Fun times.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT'S PART OF THE TEST -- accepting that most Microsoft products suck, and using them anyway.

 

[Dr Dave]

I think it's probably the testing software rather then Excel itself.

I'm nervous enough about this test without added bullshit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK IT WITH A BIBLE STRAPPED TO A LIZARD.

 

[Dr Dave]

Well said.

 

[whisky]

Good luck.

 

[Cassie]

FUCK IT WITH A BAG OF GEESE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FUCK IT WITH A BUCKET OF BANGERS AND M*A*S*H

 

[Mirah]

Fuck it with a straight A!

I hope your exam goes better!

I will have lizard strapped bible in my head now.

 

[whisky]

FUCK IT WITH A BUCKET OF BANGERS AND M*A*S*H

Somewhat on topic, a while back at work my boss asked me to make anonymous our clients names that were in prison on the database, and in case she ever changed her mind again, I put the clients real names and their codes on an excel spreadsheet.

The last client was number 4077.

 

[Dr Dave]

I will be taking it in LESS THEN AN HOUR!

I felt like shit yesterday and I don't want to blow my first pass at the test (I get a free re take if I fail the first test).

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

=SUM(GOOD*LUCK!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Less than half an hour now I'd guess!

 

[whisky]

Concentate is one of my favourite excell functions.

Although countifs is pretty useful too.

 

[jack]

You know how I'd tell you to fuck it....

 

[The Question]

Fuck it with James Doohan's missing finger.

 

[whisky]

Technically all his fingers are missing now.

 

[Dr Dave]

I bombed it.

I probably would have had a better chance had it not been a timed test. I really thought I would have done better then I did. I'll re take it next week.

 

[whisky]

If you can pass and then come back to it, do that, half the questions give away the answer in the next question.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's project based rather then question based.

The one good thing is that one person from my class failed the first time and re took it, and passed. So I have hope.