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FUCK!!!

Gonad

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
I was drunk and I put my boyfriend's wallet down in my messy apartment and I broke my boyfriend's scorpion! To make it up to all of you I will post pictures of myself for a possibly limited time here. It was a dead scorpion, encased in a plastic display case and stuck in foam. I don't know what happened. I put my wallet down rather forcefully, and I heard something fall. I go to pick it up, and it was the plastic case with one of the scorpion's claws in it. So the claws broke off of the body, and I keep having to backspace because I'm drunk. He said he wasn't mad, but he's crazy and inconsistant. I should leave him. I need to leave him before I become a cutter because I'm smart enough not to do that. Here are some pictures of me in a few minutes.
 
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Gonad said:
I was drunk and I put my boyfriend's wallet down in my messy apartment and I broke my boyfriend's scorpion! To make it up to all of you I will post pictures of myself for a possibly limited time here. It was a dead scorpion, encased in a plastic display case and stuck in foam. I don't know what happened. I put my wallet down rather forcefully, and I heard something fall. I go to pick it up, and it was the plastic case with one of the scorpion's claws in it. So the claws broke off of the body, and I keep having to backspace because I'm drunk. He said he wasn't mad, but he's crazy and inconsistant. I should leave him. I need to leave him before I become a cutter because I'm smart enough not to do that. Here are some pictures of me in a few minutes.
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I see there is no end to female stupidity.
 
by plastic display case I mean some cheap plastic thing that one of those mini remote control cars came in that he removed and stuck a dead scorpion inside instead. Unfortunately, he did not seem to want to put it out of the way, instead on a free-standing nightstand and in the middle of a big not-sturdy mess.
 
I will remove those pictures relatively soon. Leaving them up for penance.
 
I'm not drunk anymore. Well, maybe a little. I always wake up *a little* drunk if I go to bed drunk.
 
jack said:
Gonad is funny though :) He's kind of a nut.
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GONAD is a drunken whore as one can clearly see upon review of this thread. She obviously has no boyfriend and if she actually does, he cannot stand her because he grows weary of being near such a fat, ugly cow. Surely GONAD is the best her boyfriend could do thus scraping at the bottom of the barrel is his hobby although I do doubt very much that she has a boyfriend of any sort. The closes GONAD comes to even having a boyfriend would be her daddy and even he dislikes her whorish, drunken ways.
 
You'd better watch out St. Lfer, or I'll find out where you live and come sit on your house!
 
Gonad said:
You'd better watch out St. Lfer, or I'll find out where you live and come sit on your house!
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If you weren't joking I would still be laughing. An American threatening a Canadian? It is to laugh. Your 'mighty' highly-trained and well-equipped military is getting slapped around by a bunch of ragheads with zero training and no weaponry, yet you expect a Canadian to fear an American?? :evil:
 
I am well-versed in Canadian culture (minus the history and politics and everything else). I watched an awful lot of CBC between the years 1995 and 1998.
 
Gonad said:
I am well-versed in Canadian culture (minus the history and politics and everything else). I watched an awful lot of CBC between the years 1995 and 1998.
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Then you know absolutely nothing about Canada if you have been watching CBC. That is our national television station. You do understand this means it is owned by our government yes? This is a station that handles more cash than all of your American television corporations COMBINED. Silly little Americans and their entertainment dollar. Bitch watches a mouthpiece of our government and she thinks she is watching Canada. Go drink some more you fucking lush. Do not attempt to speak of things you know nothing about.
 
You fucking queebs have one redeeming social value....Night Music aside from that, you're total idiots.

I'm nicknaming you St Lucy. Patron Saint of Blowjobs.
 
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