SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
jack said:
Canada is landlocked??? *looks to my right and sees the Atlantic Ocean, then looks to my right to see the Pacific Ocean*. Huh. Must be mirages. Actually we share ownership of the St. Lawrence Seaway. A damn shame since we kicked your ass all the way to Washington D.C. in the War of 1812. We slapped you around so badly then we owned every single Great Lake. A damn shame we Britons decided to allow for peace by returning the national borders to their pre-war state. If not for Napoleon giving us problems you may rest assured the entire USA could be ours today. Napoleon should be the greatest of all American heroes. Everyone knows if not for him the USA would simply be another one of our colonies yet again. We defeated you badly then (burned your capitol Washington down to the ground and had your President Madison running for his momma) and we could probably do so again. Just be glad we had more pressing concerns than a whiny, traitorous former colony. We had an Europe clearly under Napoleon's thumb and we could not allow this. Compared to Napoleon you were mere children to be spanked and we could not be bothered with naughty children, not when we had an Empire to destroy which we did in the end. Natch. Proof we are clearly a superior race.