FUCK

[Cassie]

Where is everyone?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I am here.

 

[Cassie]

Obviously

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm around. It's been a lazy day. I'm still stiff, tired and broke from cleaning house and then entertaining guests all over town.

The Red Sox are making my day much brighter, though. :bigass:

 

[Cassie]

YAY, Eggs is here!!

I hate Sundays, everyone's busy doing RL stuff I'm glad your company crisis is over and you can SPAM LOLOMGIAMLAME

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This is one of those days where I feel so lazy that if my glasses are dirty, I'd rather just whine and moan about it instead of getting up and reaching for a tissue to clean them.

 

[Cassie]

GET PLENTY OF REST TOMORROW YOU DINE ON SPAM!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OOP ACK BLECH BARF

Please tell me that everyone hates Dane Cook as much as I do. Because I REALLY hate him.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was watching NASCAR, now im watching a movie and doing some reading for my D&D character.

 

[Dr Dave]

OOP ACK BLECH BARF

Please tell me that everyone hates Dane Cook as much as I do. Because I REALLY hate him.

Can't do that Bob.

 

[Cassie]

OOP ACK BLECH BARF

Please tell me that everyone hates Dane Cook as much as I do. Because I REALLY hate him.

Yeah, he sucks, not funny, even Joel McHale makes fun of him. I think Mad TV makes fun of him too.

 

[Dr Dave]

I find him amuseing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's doing the promo ads on TBS for the playoffs. It really makes me want to kick in the screen. He was never funny, and he's trying to be some profound spoken-word artist in these ads. He looks like a complete welfare douche. As usual.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHo's DANE COCK?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

An unfunny comedian who is making MILLIONS OF DOLLARS because he wears jeans and doesn't shave and talks like a regular guy and he fills arenas even though he forgets to write anything funny to say. He' getting rich standing on stage being the guy other guys want to buy a beer and girls want to take home to mother (IF MOM IS DEAD SO SHE CAN'T HEAR THE SQUEALING AND GRUNTING AND VOMITING LOL)

He does nothing for me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does he make jokes about "Harvard Eggheads" and "imigrant fucktards"?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, those words have too many syllables.

 

[Cassie]

There really aren't many good comics these days. All the roasts suck ass, except for the chick who wears the 50's style dresses, she's pretty funny. I DON'TKNOW WHERE i'M GOING WITH THIS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Lisa Lampanelli. She's the 21st Century Totie Fields. Wears chiffon ball dresses and talks about how much she loves getting fucked up the ass by big black men.

Someone tell me why I love her?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL TOO BUTCH TO BE A DRAG QUEEN LOL