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Fucked up IRL names

hippie chick that went to high school with my older brother: Peace Rice.
 
there's this guy lives outside of town, his hiLARious parents named him after both sides of the family: the Footes, and the Smelleys; ..yep, Donald Smelley Foote....why they haven't had a "tragic farm accident" I don't know.
 
My neighbors have a sign on their porch proclaiming they are "The Testys"
 
I work with a guy named Gene Poole.
 
There's a gynecologist at Stowe Family Practice named Harold Beever.
 
Gene Masseth
 
Andreas Krapp
 
I went to college with a girl named Crystal Meth Fivecoat. Her story was that her mom had been a former meth head, and to (for some fucked up reason) celebrate being clean, named her daughter Crystal Meth.

Personally, I find that story rather doubtful.

She was a good fuck, though.
 
Theres a defence lawyer in my city called Wayne Kerr. Its really funny when they say his name on the news.
 
Rusty Sink :bigass:

The Next Big Thing
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