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Fuckin' hate Christmas.

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I seriously fuckin' hate Christmas. At least this year. Fuck Christmas right in the eye. Fuck.
 
For once, I do not hate Christmas. I didn't feel pressured to get everyone the perfect gift, and spend way too much money. I just bought a few things and enjoyed the yummy food. Very laid back this year.
 
I don't enjoy them as much as I should, but I think I am one of those people who are seldom happy ever, even when I have every reason to be.
 
I wouldn't know whether or not I'd be happy when I have every reason to be. I've never had every reason to be.
 
Is Christmas's eye soft and slippery?
As is Would It Feel REALLY good to fuck it in the eye?!?
 
Well, Christmas is over for this year, more or less.

Now we gear up for the consumer orgy known as the "After Christmas Sale".
 
This holiday gets me a week and a half off from work, paid.

THEREFORE I LOVE CHRISTMAS.

Fruitcakes might be good for fucking. Maybe warm them up in the microwave first...
 
Hmm. I've never tried to fuck a fruitcake.

Oh, wait! I forgot about that guy....
 
Thankfully Christmas will be over in a matter of hours.
 
Dr Dave said:
Thankfully Christmas will be over in a matter of hours.
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Its already over on the East Coast.
 
One of my cousins makes a really good fruitcake, but I'm not gonna fuck it!
 
lol

I'm sure you could find somebody that might, not that you would.
 
Stewie Griffyndor? Who's that?
 
He's your next door neighbor. AND HE'S CELEBRATING HANNUKAH AS WE SPEAK! :shock:
 
It's good cause it doesn't have any candied citrus stuff in it! srsly!
 
I hate New Year.
 
I'LL STUFF NEW YEAR UP CHRISTMAS'S CHRISTMASSY ASS! RRRAAWRRR!!! And so on.
 
Christmas said thanks for the jolt!
 
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