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Fuckin' hate Christmas.

Valentine's Day is around the corner!
 
Ouch. That one hurt a month and a half in advance.
 
I've always loved Xmas. Hanging out with friends and family, usually in combinations you don't get throughout the year. This year was also pretty freakin sweet in that it was my first white Xmas.

I never go overboard on presents. Usually average around 25 bucks a pop. Hate the mall, so use the interwebs as much as possible. Only person I really like to go big on is my little brother.
 
Stop bringing this thread of hate down!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Stop bringing this thread of hate down!
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I will not! :D In fact today the stocking stuffers from my mother arrived (the big stuff was ordered online) three weeks late (fucking Postal Service!), but hey they made it.

I got a nice Orange and Blue box with two sets of Auburn playing cards, and five die. And then two 'Christmas 2008' ornaments (first Xmas married). What else... I think that's it.... the rest was for Anne.
 
AAAAAAAA!!! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!!!

GET OUT!!! :pissed:
 
JOY TO THE WORLD, MOTHERFUCKERS!
 
It's all over for another few minutes anyway.
 
I did not enjoy this Christmas for a lot of reasons.

1) My niece got a better phone than I have and that's fucking ridiculous, she's EIGHT!
2) My fiancee (whom I adore) did not give me a lovely piece of jewelry but a very essential yet unromantic iPod Nano.
3) My brother convinced my fiancee that shopping the weekend before Christmas is a fantastic idea, why I went along with it I still don't know but it made shopping more miserable than shopping with my Scrooge fiancee would have been in the first place.
4) I don't work at my parent's company anymore so I can't fill out Christmas cards at my desk and there were more this year than any other year so my cards went out late and that's SO unlike me.
5) I didn't have time to bake Christmas cookies. Between last minute shopping and my soon to be mo-in-law coming for Christmas and needing to scour the house for her arrival I didn't have a second.
6) Again, I don't work for my parent's anymore so I can't take afternoons off to see all of my friends and their children for the holidays so I STILL have gifts to distribute and I won't have time to do them this weekend, DAMN IT!
7) Oh. My. God. If I hear one more fucking word about how much Christmas cost us I'm going to murder my fiancee, bury him, dig him up, and murder him AGAIN!

So that rounds out the list. There was other stuff but I'm sure you barely cared about what I listed so I'll leave it at that.

Like the Rose Parade, I've already started planning for next year, this year was a fuckin' fiasco.
 
And what about the africans!
 
This year could've been worse, but it certainly had its depressing moments. Thank god for new years.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I did not enjoy this Christmas for a lot of reasons.

1) My niece got a better phone than I have and that's fucking ridiculous, she's EIGHT!
2) My fiancee (whom I adore) did not give me a lovely piece of jewelry but a very essential yet unromantic iPod Nano.
3) My brother convinced my fiancee that shopping the weekend before Christmas is a fantastic idea, why I went along with it I still don't know but it made shopping more miserable than shopping with my Scrooge fiancee would have been in the first place.
4) I don't work at my parent's company anymore so I can't fill out Christmas cards at my desk and there were more this year than any other year so my cards went out late and that's SO unlike me.
5) I didn't have time to bake Christmas cookies. Between last minute shopping and my soon to be mo-in-law coming for Christmas and needing to scour the house for her arrival I didn't have a second.
6) Again, I don't work for my parent's anymore so I can't take afternoons off to see all of my friends and their children for the holidays so I STILL have gifts to distribute and I won't have time to do them this weekend, DAMN IT!
7) Oh. My. God. If I hear one more fucking word about how much Christmas cost us I'm going to murder my fiancee, bury him, dig him up, and murder him AGAIN!

So that rounds out the list. There was other stuff but I'm sure you barely cared about what I listed so I'll leave it at that.

Like the Rose Parade, I've already started planning for next year, this year was a fuckin' fiasco.
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Hmm. Rebuttal? :D
 
I don't even wanna butt that list once, let alone RE-butt it. I can only concur, Christmas SUCK ROTTEN YETI BALLS! :pissed:
 
New Year is just an arbitrary nig nog.
 
What's nig nog? Is it kinda like egg nog, but not so much with the eggs?
 
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Shit he has a knife!
 
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