Fucking hurricanes

[Cassie]

YEAH, a hurricane is coming right for me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Get in the cellar, ma!

 

[Cassie]

WE DON'T HAVE CELLARS IN FLORIDA MOFOS!

We bought a bunch of bottle water, just in case the power goes out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Actually I remember hearing that no cellars in Florida thing somewhere before (tv, surely.) Why is it, because Flordia's all swamp land so you can't dig into it? That's it, isn't it? I feel smart.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, you're pretty much right. Florida is almost below sea level, so you don't have to dig very far to hit water.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Are you just saying the hurricane is coming right at you, as a pretense so you can shoot it?

btw I grew up in southwest florida and I used to love the hurricane weather for the most part. Of course I grew up before global warming steroid hurricanes SO GOOD LUCK

 

[Dr Dave]

duck & cover.

 

[Tisiphone]

Besides that, gators would be waiting for you in the basements.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you die, Cassie?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Not yet, but give it a couple days.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Unless she was vacationing in Cuba. Then maybe it killed her already.

 

[Dr Dave]

We need a hurricane update Cassie!

 

[Cassie]

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.

Tropical storm Fay is on it's way. Should be here by Tuesday, I will attempt to shoot it's eye out. It may or may not become a hurricane when it gets into the gulf.

 

[Dr Dave]

You will need a very big gun.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR MY AXE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed.

She might get blown away if she runs out into the storm.

 

[Tisiphone]

Fay's a whore.

 

[Cassie]

AND SHE IS HEADING THIS WAY! Yesterday and the day before she was all over the place, now they're plotting a path that should go right over my head. MAYBE I CAN SHOOT HER IN THE EYE WITH WACKY'S AXE!

 

[Dr Dave]

Good luck Cassie!

Fay's a whore.

I hear she is on the crack!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just stap yourself down in your sex chamber.