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Fucking hurricanes

Remember to bring Captain Kirk!
 
And a towel.
 
sOmEonE wAnnA gEt hIGh?
 
Woohoo!
 
get your mind off the terror of looming disaster and think of the next book we'll read for our SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH Book Club!
 
or the CASSIE WILL BE SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW Book Club....
 
the WE LIKE TO FLY AND IT SHOWS Book Club?
 
I'M GLAD YOU'RE OK CASSIE. THE NEWS EXCITES ME MORE THAN THE THOUGHT OF WAKING UP AND FINDING JELLY BABIES IN MY SOCKS.
 
IT'S NOT HERE YET! I am quivering in anticipation. Fay will have her way with me.
 
NOBODY PUTS CASSIE IN A CORNER!
 
Make sure you have batteries, flashlights/worklights, a working portable radio, candles, and a big fat cooler of wine and beer.

Maybe some Cheetos, too. The crunchy kind.
 
b/c the chemical toxicity of Cheetos is so terrifying to contemplate that Fay will recoil from your farm in terror!
 
I can feel the impending diarrhea!

I wasn't ignoring your over the rainbow MF book reader's club suggestions curiousa2z.. I DID FORGET TO RESPOND THOUGH.
 
maybe cos you have a hurricane coming your way you have been a bit distracted?
 
do you have one of those cellar doors like Dorothy's aunt and uncle's farm did in the Wizard of Oz?
 
No, we live too close to sea level to have a cellar. We just duct tape ourselves to the walls and hope for the best.
 
Get a flair gun too!
 
Someone remembered their Towelie dual!
 
yay?
 
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