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Fucking Seagull

Consumer

Consumer

Elder Statesman
No, I did not make this up.

So I'm talking on the phone with this hot (and I mean HOT) chick, overhead there about 2 dozen seagulls. Just as we are about to discuss my activities for the evening and the color of her undergarments, I feel "SPLAT" on my shoulder.

FUCKING SEAGULL!!!!

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Now the only good thing: another shared experience with "hot chick" as she said she's had that happen to her. And she didn't laugh. But I know she did...later.

Chicks who mock my pain, even if they are wearing black lingerie, get spanked. It just IS. Even if she's quiet about it.

But first I'm gonna hunt down that Fucking Seagull!!!!

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What if the chick was just saying that to make you feel like you are not alone. Or maybe she wasn't lying. I am sure that maybe in her extensive life of growing up on a farm and around birds and owning a parrot that she too has been pooped on.

I'm just sayin.
 
Oh, I don't doubt that she's been pooped on by birds. I give her full points for honesty unless proven otherwise.

I just didn't buy the whole "voice of concern" thing...I know she was laughing her ass of later.

I just want to leave work and go home and take a shower now. Ug.
 
(Oh, that and I really want to spank her too)
 
o_0

mmmm shower
 
I had a bird shit on my head once while I was sitting outside on some patio furniture. I wonder if they actually aim for people?
 
^Yeah, but in your case if you are talking to a hot chick it's just...well...no loss.

I don't think they aim...but you never can be sure.
 
Consumer said:
^Yeah, but in your case if you are talking to a hot chick it's just...well...no loss.

I don't think they aim...but you never can be sure.
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I was just talking to my mom. She laughed.
 
I totally would have laughed at you. But not in a mocking way. It's just funny.
 
Exactly, why can't someone just laugh as it's funny.

and why can't people just hold their hands up and laugh at themselves looking stupid.

I shows you are comfortable with yourself, and are not worried about lame things such as "ego" and "social standing"

But then again, maybe you are...
 
I was hoping this thread would be about a porn version of the Chekhov play...
 
it's good luck to be shit on by a bird!
 
At least in Tuscany when you're trying to buy a villa.
 
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