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Fuddlemiff is currently feeling no pain

Just stay away from girls.
 
Cassie said:
How is Mr Fuddlemiff feeling today?
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I'm good, I don't get hangovers for some reason. Maybe it's the fast metabolism. I only slept two hours last night and wide awake with loads of energy!

And I'm delighted not to have had a testicle torn off.
 
As are most people
 
At least half of people don't really have much to be concerned about.
 
But if a man has no balls a woman has no way of controlling him.
 
It takes a man with no balls to be controlled by a woman.
 
Man alive, were you fucked up when you posted over there last night. Just caught it!

How much U-Bend hugging were you doing this morning? ;)
 
Oh, I was fine.. :D had two hours of the best sleep ever, then I woke up with a craving for milk and couldn't get back to sleep. I don't tend to get hangovers. Starting to feel it catching up to me now though.
 
I went out and had a night of my own last night. Monday is a good drinking night because I have Tuesdays off from work.

Sang some songs, had some laughs, got some play. Woke up feeling a little out of it, but part of that was because I fell asleep with my contacts in.
 
Is jury duty over then?
 
That only lasted two days last week. And they let us out early on Day 2 because nothing was going on in the courts.
 
result!
 
Are you only allowed to talk about the case once it's finished?
 
Yep. But I didn't get picked for a jury. Came close twice, but I was just standoffish enough to escape. ;)
 
NO CRIME IN NEW YORK SHOCKER!!
 
THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

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This has been my first day indoors in weeks. I've been swimming a lot, going out at night, clubbing, drinking and generally "livin' it up!"


Had to slow down a bit though. I've got to get some energy back (and money) before I ship off to Santorini in a weeks time to rage it up to new heights.


Been having a great time though. Thank God because I had a pretty depressing winter which was pretty much devoid of female attention (mother making me hot chocolate DOES NOT COUNT) but I'm back on the game and Summer is awesome!!
 
Ishcabittle said:
THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

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Hey! She keeps the trains running on time!
 
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