Fuddlemiff

[Dr Dave]

Who is the guy in your av?

 

[Cassie]

Earth to Fuddlemiff, come in Fuddlemiff.

Where has he been, anyway?

 

[Dr Dave]

In jail, he tried to eat the Queen of England or some such.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's the host of an early morning phone in show who takes the piss out of people who call up. In my av he's talking to someone who could hear their neighbour's phone calls through the radio, and asks if any conversations were about "SEX?!"

The Queen tasted of toffee.

 

[Dr Dave]

What does Prince William tast like?

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Dr Dave]

It was a question that needed asking,IMO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when he outed John Leslie as Ulrika Johnson's rapist? Oops!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I watch his show every morning before uni waiting to see who else is a rapist.

A couple of weeks back they had an item on imaginary friends, but instead of concerned parents phoning in it was a bunch of crackpots, so he took the piss out of them all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

As is his right.