Fun facts about being dead

[Henoch]

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No more pain

No more faking i like you when i just want to smash yer stupid skull in!!

No more breathing

No more message boards starting with the letters T & K!!!

peace

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[Cock]

Hi, Henoch. I'm a total stranger. I don't think you should kill yourself.

Try going Hobo for a while instead. Stop all the thinking. It's bad for you.

 

['Gear]

Try as I might I can't think of a single fun fact about being dead.

Is something wrong with me?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Threre's no you when you're dead so there's no facts about it from your point of view as you have no point of view when you're dead as there's no you.

 

['Gear]

Oh I can think of plenty of fun facts about several people I know being dead.

Wait..are you saying I'm dead?

 

[Henoch]

Threre's no you when you're dead so there's no facts about it from your point of view as you have no point of view when you're dead as there's no you.

I disagree.

 

[Henoch]

No more disagreeing with people who should have been dead before you.

 

['Gear]

Right when I know I'm going to die I'm going to eat ten grams of mushrooms. My exit dose.

Gear: Psychonaut

 

[Henoch]

You can rape dead things or be a ghost & rape living things.

 

[Loktar]

Jebus throws the coolest parties.

 

[Homo Erectus]

you don't have to worry about getting fat(ter) and catching diabetes.

 

[Loktar]

You don't have to make up lies and blame people for another poster not visiting a messageboard.

 

[Homo Erectus]

hey, I just repeat what I am told :smfwink:

 

[jack]

You can't derail threads when you're dead.

 

[Loktar]

You can't derail threads when you're dead.

Wrong. I plan to haunt TK and all of cyberspace when I'm dead.

 

['Gear]

Goin up to the spirit in the sky.

 

[Loktar]

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['Gear]

Too bad someone ruined that great anthem with horrific death imagery and scripture.