Fun Facts about CaptainWacky

[Dr Dave]

He would not order a scotch and soda, unlike Dr.Dave.

 

['Gear]

CaptainWacky used to make a living as a matador.

 

[Homo Erectus]

Ca;ptain Wacky has a cybernetic heart like Darth Vader.

 

['Gear]

CaptainWacky uses professional grade cookware

 

[Dr Dave]

CaptainWacky just took you to school.

 

['Gear]

CaptainWacky has a pretty goddamn nice watch. Not ostentatious but pretty goddamn nice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CaptainWacky fell down a manhole this afternoon and landed in Hell.

 

['Gear]

CaptainWacky appreciates the subtle art of re'ing to a 'Fun facts about Captainwacky' thread.

 

[Dr Dave]

CaptainWacky refuses to believe that "Masaka is waking".

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CaptainWacky was created when a bolt of lightning hit a Jack Russell terrier rolling in peat moss and Peppermint Pattie wrappers.

 

['Gear]

CaptainWacky knows what they're really up to over at the Large Hadron Collider.

 

[Dr Dave]

CaptainWacky tosses cans of tuna at the sides of buildings.

 

['Gear]

The buildings had it coming.

CaptainWacky only chews food on the right side of his mouth.

 

[Homo Erectus]

that's because he keeps the wad of chewing tobacco on the left.

 

['Gear]

CaptainWacky is set to become MajorWacky some fine day.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or MajorBARCALOW.

 

['Gear]

CaptainWacky uses shock and awe to win the hearts and minds.

 

[jack]

Even though he's headstrong, CaptainWacky knows when to admit he's made a mistake.