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Fun facts about Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayo will outlive us all.
 
That's because he's double jointed.
 
Eggs Mayo single handedly defeated the Robot King.
 
Eggs Mayo once licked a frog to get high. For real.
 
That frog was named eloisel.
 
All frogs are named eloisel.
 
Eggs will not "get real".
 
Eggs Mayo is made up of mostly cream cheese.
 
Eggs likes the Mets so much, he considered changing his middle name to it.
 
Eggs is secretly a Boston Redsox fan.
 
Eggs likes gay films even though he is really straight just pretending to be gay.
 
Eggs Mayo has mastered Dim Mak.
 
Eggs uses light mayo.
 
on full moons eggs turns into a wereduck
 
Eggs Mayo used to teach sign language to actors who portray deaf people in movies.
 
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