Fun facts about Eloisel

['Gear]

Come on. You knew someone was going to do it. Why not the deeply despised Riotgear?

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

HEY CHECK OUT THAT MULTIPLE I DID!!!!!!!!!!!

 

['Gear]

That's what she said?

Sorry.

 

['Gear]

Well that took offf like a lead airplane. So are you trying to tell me...

there are...

no fun facts about Eloisel?

BOOYAH!

'Closed loop' bitches. Gear does it again.

/bow

 

[jack]

I'm eating dinner...hard to type with one hand.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

 

[jack]

OK I'll start.

When Eloisel gets cornered. she's suddenly "busy" and tells you you'll be posting for a day or two at her fruitlessly, when in reality she lurks obsessively and when baited properly, makes a pathological liar out of herself.

 

[jack]

When a Mexican holds the door open for Eloisel, she spits in his face.

Accidently of course.

 

[jack]

Eloisel's relationships are all strictly for convenience, and on her terms only.

 

[jack]

Eloisel is transparent as tissue paper, which is quite a feat, considering how fucking thick she truly is.

 

[jack]

Eloisel is now Jack's favorite new target.

 

[jack]

Eloisel is so fat that when she weighs herself, her digital scale says "to be continued"

 

[jack]

Eloisel is so stupid that she took a page out of her notebook, taped it on her tv, and called it paperview.

 

['Gear]

Eloisel dosn't much like talking to 'Gear.

 

[jack]

The last time Eloisel had sex is when her partner stuck his head in her vagina, wiggled his ears, and vomited.

 

[Donovan]

Eloisel has never been to Rochester, NY.

 

[jack]

Eloisel is about to lose one of her precious karma chits.

 

[Donovan]

Eloisel lives in a double-wide...pair of pants.

 

[Donovan]

Eloisel has never been in an argument or disagreement that wasn't 100% the other person's fault.

 

[Loktar]

When a Mexican holds the door open for Eloisel, she spits in his face.

Accidently of course.

Then pokes his eyes out with her raging boner and laughs at the now crippled Mexican.