Fun facts about Ishcabittle

[Dr Dave]

He only wears ugly shoes twice a week.

 

[Loktar]

He's made of marshmallows.

 

[Kitty]

He doesn't smell like cabbage although he sleeps in a wooden trough full of it.

 

[Loktar]

He rips the heads off Teddy Bears and re-sells them as Teddy Tops.

 

[Dr Dave]

He once said to TK poster Kitty "NICE NOSE HAIR!".

 

[Loktar]

He sleeps on a bed made of lemon drops.

 

[Kitty]

He named his refrigerator Milo and argues loudly with it throughout the night.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ishcabittle kicks toy frogs.

 

[Loktar]

Ishcabittle helps old ladies cross the street.....and then mugs them.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

When a young woman he was picking up at a bar noticed his Shirley Temple and commented, "at least it's not the sort of thing a rapist would drink," Ischabittle responded with "You'd be surprised."

 

[Homo Erectus]

He is my HERO.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ishcabittle sells toes on the internet.

 

['Gear]

He wrote one of the books that was rejected when they put together the original bible.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ish hates tacos.

 

['Gear]

Ishcabittle's tuxido jackets all have full tails.

 

[Loktar]

Ishcabittle taught penguins ballet.

 

['Gear]

Ishcabittle tastes like chicken.

 

[Loktar]

Ishcabittle invented peanut brittle.

 

['Gear]

Ishcabittle was involved in the developement of the original jet pack.

 

[Loktar]

Ishcabittle teaches dogs and cats to read.