Fun facts about Tisiphone

['Gear]

Tisiphone can swan dive.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Tisphone spelled backwards is Iloveregisandhisneck.

 

['Gear]

Tisiphone has a deep understanding of the fundamental basics of disco.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tisiphone detests the show Mad about You.

 

['Gear]

Tisiphone once sent a fun fax.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Chuck Norris once gave Tisiphone his milk money. And he cried while he did it.

 

[Homo Erectus]

Tisi can suck a golf ball through fifty feet of garden hose.

 

[Yub]

Tisiphone's skeleton is made of diamond. It's coated in titanium.

 

['Gear]

Tisiphone can shoot a golfball at you through 50' of gardenhose like some sort of horrific projectile.

 

[Loktar]

Tisiphone is sex magic.

 

['Gear]

Tisiphone plays a mean game of go fish.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tisiphone sometimes shakes her moneymaker to get FREE stuff!

Fun fact about the fun facts about Tisiphone thread: this was BDM's last ever post on TK. Something must have spooked him good...

(Fun fact about Tisiphone: her computer won't load this thread.)

 

[Tisiphone]

FUN FACT IT DID LOAD IN MY FACE BUT I LIKE IT THERE

 

[Cassie]

FUN FACT: Tisiphone has a secret army of midgets with huge dongs.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fun fact: Tisiphone had a pantry full of peas and prunes, yet she likes neither food.

 

[Gagh]

Tisiphone's nose has independent thought, and is an ultra-Rublican, whereas most of her other facial features are democrats. For the benefits of cunnilingus, her tongue remains apolitical.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tisiphone bakes bread around her feet sometimes because it "feels nice."

 

[Gagh]

Tisiphone headbutts house bricks into submission.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tisiphone has left TK to join the circus. THE SEX CIRCUS (it was a normal circus before Tisi joined.)

 

[Dr Dave]

Tisiphone owns 57 planes, none of which fly and are up on blocks on her ranch.