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Fun facts about Tomtrek

Dr Dave

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He has nice boots.
 
Tomtrek once worked as a Samurai.
 
Tomtrek has 19 hats.
 
He also has one of those trick arrows with the headband that makes it look like someone shot him in the head with an arrow.
 
He is a wild and crazy guy.
 
Tomtrek has six toes on each foot.
 
He has a giant mechanical mustache he uses to give the ladies rides.
 
Tomtrek has not punched you in the ear.
 
Tomtrek doesn't punch you in the ear, he liquifies your brain with his eyes.
 
Tomtrek will give you five for six.
 
Tomtrek works weekends as a rodeo clown.
 
Tomtrek has a small drum and a line of bicycles named after him.
 
Tomtrek traps orphaned squids in burning buildings
 
Tomtrek owns gold bullion.
 
Tomtrek only eats tomato soup.
 
Tomtrek was temporarily successful at creating perpetual motion.
 
Tomtrek is a COOL CAT!
 
Tomtrek sews socks that smell and gives them to people without a sense a smell as a literal gag gift.
 
Tomtrek prefers rainbow toe socks.
 
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