Funny Joke Thread

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
 

FBI parte due

Folces Weard
Mort à crédit is a great discussion on that second problem.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out all over the screen.
 

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
Hey penis, stop being such a stiff, you little boner. What's with the hard on for TK?
 
Top