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Mentalist

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Can you explain this dream about black man I have?
I not racist

I walk home from someplace and I very mad bcuz mom does not drive because she busy talking on phone. She is 10ft in front of me and then I saw bus stop. 3 black men walk across street toward same bus stop. I look at one of them and I say to myself, "Better watch out, he maybe steal my shoe." I walk past, and I see him follow. I turn around and he dive at my feet and he yell "Lemme see those shoes!" The fight is 5min and I run and mom is disappear. Next, I in room in front of computer. Then, black man arms come out of ground and grab my legs. I yell, "sh-t!" and after about 10min he take shoe and it disappear!! I wrestle with his arm for other shoe and I grabbing his fingers and I bite them and yell "I cut your f-cking fingers off!" I yelled "GRANDMA BRING ME KNIFE!" It take her 2min to get knife and then she finally come by and throw the knife far from me. I get up to get knife and then black man arm gone and my shoe gone too. Both shoe gone :(
 
I like the way the person provides accurate times from a dream.
 
lol.. the answers are all serious.
 
Both shoe gone. :(
 
I asked it

"How long is a Chinaman?"

No answers yet...
 
sportswriter47 said:
And Pai Ling is a Vietnamese girl leaning against a fence....

Answer 2
 
mel said:
nowadays chinaman ranges from 5ft 2in to 6ft 8in. there was on 7ft tall.
and chinaman live quite long. those in village live as long as 100yrs old. average age is 85

Answer 3.
 
Why does Yahoo Answers speak like chinaman?
 
Because the people on Yahoo Answers are the kind of people who watch Cartoon Network shows without the aid of drugs.
 
You mean adult swim? Or that crap that's on earlier and no longer Dexter's Lab, Cow and Chicken, Samurai Jack, or The Powerpuff Girls?
 
Futurama is good.
 
I mean the afternoon stuff like Foster's House for Imaginary Friends.
 
I'm watching that right now you bastard. :rwmad:

WHAT WILL THAT CRAZY FOSTER GET UP TO NEXT!
 
ACTUALLY the wacky hijinks are not perpetuated by Foster, but by what's that little kid's name and his imaginary friend Blue, RACE TRAITOR.
 
FOSTER AND BLUE ARE EATING SPAGHETTI, HAHAHAHA, THOSE GUYS!
 
I am waiting for more DRINKY CROW!
 
hey hey hey hey hey dame thesun is hot in spain i love it fuck brighton and everyone init!!!!!!!!!!! slagz
 
Dude, you're still in Spain?

I saw you on MSN but some freak had your account and told me that it wasn't you. When I asked why they were using your E-mail on MSN they just logged off. What the hell!

As for the sun....don't I fucking know it!

And yes, fuck Brighton. Shit hole of the century.
 
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