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If he can't be his own man and insists on limiting himself to being the kind of narrow-minded twat that doesn't scare his friends, then Harry Potter isn't going to register very much with him. If anything he'll be reading along and shouting "JUST BEHAVE FOR THE DURSLEYS HARRY, STOP THINKING ABOUT BEING A WIZARD!" LOL
And that's worrying. Because if he goes to those lengths for one of his subsidiary fanwank moments then evacuate the fucking building if he feels like acting out one of his favs.