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FURTHER SHOCK: NIGHT VISION CAMERAS REVEAL CLEO TO BE DOC BROWN

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
In other developments, Jermaine goes nuts in a typical Jackson famlee barney, "YO, MOTHER****ER!! CAN WE TURN ON CNN AND GET THE ****IN, NEWS?!"

Bianca says NO
 
I'll watch it later.
 
Wait.. do you guys get big brother 24 hours a day or something? That ain't not right!
 
Sort of and yes. It's shown live late at night, and it's 2am now, so it's on. But there's also digital channel which virtually no one has, but shows live feeds. And their website probably does.
 
you guys are up way past my bedtime
 
Is it all for free? We have to pay for 24-hour web access to the US Big Brother house.
 
I dunno, I only watch it on tv, which is as free as anything on tv bearing in mind we have that dreaded license fee.
 
Well, we pay through the nose for cable TV. I could rent a large condo in the Midwest for what I fork over to Time Warner each month for digital cable and broadband.
 
Virtually no one has E4? I think you meant to say that you don't have it. ;)
 
Okay. Virtually no one watches it for live streams of the Big Brother housemates making cups of tea and exchanging dull pleasantries.
 
Torrents.
 
I WATCH NOTHING ELSE (except I haven't watched it all day.)
 
Everytime I try and watch teh live feed, they cut the audio, sometimes the visual too, and then they cut to commercials every five minutes, I just wait for the normal show to summerise it all
 
They always cut it at the exact moment someone's saying something interesting.

Donny: "So, Jermaine, I hear yer FUCKIN brovver was accused of being a paedo, it's not fuckin true is it?"

Jermaine: "Well, I'd usually sweep this under the carpet with a well rehearsed anecdote about meeting Tony Bennett, but since you ask, yes, Michael did touch tho-- BIRDSONG CRICKET NOISES PLANE FLYING OVER --so you see, in actual fact, he was gui-- BIRDSONG STOCK FOOTAGE OF GNOME --of all charges. Good thing he fooled those morons in the jury, and that lady with the doves. Jeesh, what was THAT about?!"
 
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