FUTURE ENDEAVOURS

[Gagh]

Gotta love WWE for saying goodbye to its superstars with such a detailed Précis each time.

Lashley released
February 4, 2008
WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Superstar Bobby Lashley as of today. We wish Bobby the best in all future endeavors.

Chris Masters released
November 8, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of SmackDown Superstar Chris Masters. We wish Chris the best in all his future endeavors.

Brooke released
November 1, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of ECW Diva Brooke as of November 1. We wish Brooke the best in all her future endeavors.

Daivari released
October 16, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstar Shawn Daivari. We wish Daivari the best in all his future endeavors.

Booker & Sharmell released
October 16, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Superstar Booker T and WWE Diva Sharmell as of October 27. We wish both Booker & Sharmell the best in all their future endeavors.

Cor Von released
September 19, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of ECW Superstar Marcus Cor Von as of September 19. We wish him the best in all his future endeavors.

Sandman released
September 11, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstar and ECW Original Sandman as of September 11. We wish him the best in all his future endeavors.

Cryme Tyme released
September 2, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstars Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard and Jayson Paul) as of September 2. We wish them both the best in all future endeavors.

Eugene released
September 1, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE SmackDown talent Eugene as of September 1. We wish Eugene the best in all future endeavors.

Dan Rodman released
August 23, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of developmental talent Dan Rodman. We wish Dan all the best in his future endeavors.

Shantelle Malawski released by WWE
August 14, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of Developmental Talent Shantelle Malawski as of today. We wish Shantelle the best in all future endeavors.

Sylvain Grenier released by WWE
August 13, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of Sylvain Grenier as of today. We wish Sylvain the best in all future endeavors.

Idol Stevens released by WWE
August 6, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of Idol Stevens as of today. We wish Idol the best in all future endeavors.

Trinity released
June 22, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of ECW Diva Trinity. We wish her the best in all future endeavors.

Sabu released
May 15, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of Sabu. We wish Sabu all the best in all future endeavors.

Ariel, Scotty 2 Hotty, Nick Mitchell released
May 15, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of Ariel, Scotty 2 Hotty & Nick Mitchell of the Spirit Squad. We wish them all the best in all future endeavors.

Vito released
May 15, 2007
WWE has come to terms on the release of Vito. We wish Vito all the best in all future endeavors.

And to think, RVD didn't even get that. I guess if you leave on your terms at the end of a contract, you don't even get the future endeavours line!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of all the people on that list they brought back Cryme Tyme...

 

[Gagh]

I reckon they've got this set up as an MS Word Template, with the Brand & Name as entry fields. Come to think of it, the brand can be done on a drop down, to cut back on typing those long names.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who the fuck was Brooke?

 

[Gagh]

Some shitty ECW "Diva"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Layla and Kelly Kelly are far superior!

 

[Gagh]

Except Kelly Kelly is now banging Test.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, that seems rather silly of her. And she looks a bit like Stacey (his ex)!

 

[Gagh]

She has bigger funbags, but Keibler was probably the fittest & prettiest Diva of them all. Chocolate teapot, unfortunately.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She could do cartwheels!

 

[Gagh]

Aye. You only have to look at Trish Stratus though - you can look like a Barbie Doll, AND be as tough as nails. They've had nobody else really come through after starting in a nothing roll like Trish did.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I liked Lashley

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lashley had raw potential but he loved his steroids and getting suspended for taking steroids and also was a bit nuts behind the scenes apparently, so fuck him.

 

[Gagh]

Fuck him with bells on. In fact, fuck him with a Morris Dancer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Diva Torrie Wilson as of today, May 8, 2008.

We wish Torrie the best in all her future endeavors.

!

 

[Gagh]

How could they? She's done so much lately.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She suffered a career ending back injury last year. Of course she never should have been wrestling in the first place...

 

[Gagh]

I never realised that. I watch little WWE product these days, and practically any match featuring Wilson has long been Fast Forward fodder.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She hasn't been wank fodder in a very long time either, so essentially useless. Ashley should go next.

 

[Gagh]

Weee! OH NO NOT ASHLEY SHE WAS SO USEFUL. It's taken me this long to notice!

Ashley Massaro released
July 9, 2008
World Wrestling Entertainment come to terms on the release of Ashley Massaro as of July 09, 2008. WWE wishes Ashley the best in all future endeavors.

Trevor Murdoch released
July 3, 2008
We have come to terms on the release of Trevor Murdoch as of today, July 03, 2008. We wish Trevor the best in all future endeavors.

Mike Mondo released
June 13, 2008
WWE has come to terms on the release of developmental talent and former Spirit Squad member Mike Mondo. We wish Mike all the best in his future endeavors.

Torrie Wilson released
May 8, 2008
WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Diva Torrie Wilson as of today, May 8, 2008. We wish Torrie the best in all her future endeavors.

Dave Taylor released
April 28, 2008
WWE has come to terms on the release of SmackDown Superstar Dave Taylor as of today, April 28, 2008. We wish Dave the best in all his future endeavors.

Balls Mahoney released
April 28, 2008
WWE has come to terms on the release of ECW Superstar Balls Mahoney as of today, April 28, 2008. We wish Mahoney the best in all his future endeavors.