FUTURE ENDEAVOURS

[CaptainWacky]

I like that they had to explain who Mike Mondo was in his.

 

[whisky]

Just once I wish they would end with "we wish he would stand in dog shit"

or

"we wish he would fuck off and die"

 

[Gagh]

I think it's time for an update!

Mr. Kennedy released
May 29, 2009
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstar Mr. Kennedy (Ken Kennedy) as of today, May, 29 2009. WWE wishes Ken the best in all future endeavors.

Kizarny released
March 9, 2009
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Smackdown Superstar Kizarny as of today, March 19, 2009. WWE wishes Kizarny the best in all future endeavors.

Boogeyman released
March 4, 2009
WWE has come to terms on the release of ECW Superstar “The Boogeyman” Marty Wright as of today, March 4. WWE wishes Marty the best in all his future endeavors.

Manu released
February 23, 2009
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstar Manu as of February 23, 2009. WWE wishes Manu the best in all future endeavors.

Scotty Goldman released
February 20, 2009
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of SmackDown Superstar Scotty Goldman (Scott Colton) as of February 20, 2009. WWE wishes Scott the best in all future endeavors.

Hardcore Holly released
January 16, 2009
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstar Bob "Hardcore" Holly as of today, January 16. WWE wishes Bob the best in all future endeavors.

WWE Superstars released, Jan. 9, 2009
January 9, 2009
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstars D-Lo Brown and Val Venis, and ECW Superstar Bam Neely as of Jan. 9, 2009. WWE wishes them the best in all future endeavors.

Snitsky released
December 11, 2008
We have come to terms on the release of RAW Superstar Gene Snitsky as of today, December 11. We wish Gene the best in all future endeavors.

Armando Estrada released
November 18, 2008
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of ECW Superstar Armando Estrada as of Nov. 18, 2008. WWE wishes him the best in all future endeavors.

Kenny Dykstra, Elijah Burke and Lena Yada released
November 10, 2008
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of SmackDown Superstar Kenny Dykstra and ECW's Elijah Burke and Lena Yada as of Nov. 10, 2008. WWE wishes them the best in all future endeavors.

London and Palumbo released
November 7, 2008
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Superstars Paul London and Chuck Palumbo as of Nov. 7, 2008. WWE wishes them the best in all future endeavors.

Super Crazy released
November 5, 2008
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstar Super Crazy as of October 14, 2008. WWE wishes Lance the best in all future endeavors.

Lance Cade released
October 14, 2008
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstar Lance Cade as of October 14, 2008. WWE wishes Lance the best in all future endeavors.

WWE releases several Superstars, referee Wes Adams
August 15, 2008
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of ECW Superstars Stevie Richards and Colin Delaney, Raw tag team Robbie & Rory of The Highlanders, SmackDown Diva Cherry, and WWE referee Wes Adams as of Aug. 15, 2008. WWE wishes them the best in all their future endeavors.

WWE releases six Superstars, referee Nick Patrick
August 8, 2008
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of ECW Superstar Braden Walker as of Aug. 7, 2008, and the release of ECW Superstars Nunzio and James Curtis, SmackDown Superstars Shannon Moore, Domino, and Big Daddy V, and WWE referee Nick Patrick as of Aug. 8, 2008. WWE wishes them the best in all their future endeavors.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I forgot they released Snitsky.

 

[Gagh]

Even funnier, is that Nick Nemeth is the only one of the Spirit Squad left. Considering how heavily they were pushed, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's actually doing quite well at the moment too.

 

[Gagh]

OH DEAR.

Umaga released
June 8, 2009
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of SmackDown Superstar Umaga as of today, June 8, 2009. WWE wishes Umaga the best in all future endeavors.

That's twice for him now!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Umaga's a shock, he was a good worker. It might be another drug thing though.

Vickie Guerrero is gone too. And Batista is out with injury AGAIN.

 

[Gagh]

He probably tore his arse muscle lifting the belt.

What happened with Guerrero beyond storyline? I would assume it was rather benign, such as she was on a short(ish) term contract, and has decided to go back to family life. You have to say, for somebody who never had any TV time beforehand, she instantly got into the groove, and made quite a good heel.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Apparently she quit at about the same time they started calling her a pig on tv.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Aren't fully two-thirds of those people now dead from steroid-related causes?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Blindgroping]

Vickie put in her notice a month ago. She wants to spend more time with her daughters.
And they started the Piggy thing After her notice.

With all these dismissals, Is There Any Talent Left??

 

[CaptainWacky]

Umaga quit because they tried to make him go to rehab.

 

[Gagh]

Let me guess (draws sigh of inevitability), he said no, no, no?

 

[Gagh]

Aren't fully two-thirds of those people now dead from steroid-related causes?

None of them are dead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Let me guess (draws sigh of inevitability), he said no, no, no?

He said "AAAAAAAHGOOGOOOWAAH!"

 

[Gagh]

And then he ATE A COCONUT LUL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAW FISH UP HIS ARSE

 

[Big Dick McGee]

KOKO B. WARE FTW!!!