Future site of the Taylor Swift thread

[CaptainWacky]

Happy birthday, our Lady of Swift. (25)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Damn. When she's 50 and looking like Madonna does now, we'll all be...dead.

(It will never be December 13, 2039)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's Taylor Swift's 25th Birthday

"Most people's birthdays are mostly shitty, most of the time. Not Taylor Swift's, though!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

We'll have robot bodies before she's 50.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

"I feel uncomfortable being the No. 1 priority in my friends' lives" - Taylor Swift, being 100% honest.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Instagram

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She has pretty friends!

Whatever. Clearly using the "wonderful hair" filter here.

I'm a late convert btw, knowing she wasn't on Spotify anymore made me seek out her stuff on YouTube. What are her best songs besides Fap It Out, Trouble and Neverevervevergettingbacktogether?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Whatever. Clearly using the "wonderful hair" filter here.

I'm a late convert btw, knowing she wasn't on Spotify anymore made me seek out her stuff on YouTube. What are her best songs besides Fap It Out, Trouble and Neverevervevergettingbacktogether?

OH MY GOD LET ME TELL YOU MY OPINIONS ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Okay so I'm a recentish convert, and I'm only intimately familiar with her last two albums.

Her very best song is: All Too Well
(It's about Jake Gyllenhaal)
The best song on 1989 is: Blank Space (by far!!!)
The second best song on 1989 is: I Wish You Would/Out of the Woods/Wonderland/New Romantics (ask me on different days and I'll give you a different answer)
Also okay on 1989: Shake It Off/Style (this one is about Harry Styles. Wonderland is also about Harry Styles probably but it's not as fun to say it)/All You Had To Do Was Stay/How You Get the Girl
The best song on Red is: All Too Well
The best song on Red if you like Snow Patrol is: The Last Time
The second best song on Red is: 22/I Knew You Were Trouble/We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
The best song from the pre-Red era is: Mean? I guess? Maybe it's Mine

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I think Blank Space is my favourite song of the year

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I think the only competition is Money Power Glory by Lana del Rey and I've played that 1/5 as much as I've played Blank Space, and it's been out twice as long.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's good that you've had your Swift Awakening, Fuddlemiff. She will save us all before the end.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I've definitely awakened something! Thanks for the Swift advice (har har), I'll check those out!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Taylor OFFICIALLY named Girl Of 2014 by a scientist.

Female Celebrity Of The Day, Wednesday?s female celebrity of the day is Taylor...

 

[Cassie]

[youtube]j3yyF31jbKo[/youtube]

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

amazing
Taylor Swift Was Getting Like 100 Texts When She Saw Harry Styles Sorry

 

[CaptainWacky]

She knew he was trouble when he walked in.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

https://vine.co/v/OUnzArbnYtb

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was the best dressed.