CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
i really don't know what to write
sometimes I dias
somet days I do think of what to write in thing of the day beore I write it
not today
I'm unprepared
naked
and there's nothing inside to share
damn
i could write about big brother
I could write paragraphs
proper sentences and EVERYTHINK!
but no
it's big brother
it's stupid lowest common denominator
of course I try to make myself out to be better than the average viewer by hating whoever's popular and only liking the intelligent ones (and the cute girls but not the popular cute girls) but really I'm as bad as any other viewer
or worse
it doesn't have a timeless quality anyway
when future civilisations discover thing of the day they're not going to care about my views on Brian and the Twins
and future civilisations WILL find thing of the day, I can assure you for that1
GOD TOLD ME SO
well, no
he didn't
you know people who say God told them to do stuff?
they're crazy, right?
i meajn, lots of them are murderers and stuff so of course they're crazy
but what about the average joe who thinks god is guiding them and "everything happens for a reason"
they're crazy, right?
they seem crazy to me
maybe I should murder them
and see if they still say "everything happens fore a reason"
but the thought of commiting murder makes me feel queasy
anyway here's a story about owls
_____________________-
The owl flew through the night looking for prey to feed its young. It found only death. It was shot, shot by a farmer. Why, I hear you ask? The farmed was a fucking asshole. A fucking asshole who stood outside late at night shooting animals just because he could. He liked killing things. And because of him, that owl's children starved to death. But the story has something of a happy ending. The farmer later found that he had AIDS and died!
________
that wasn't as tory
a story
sorry
it was nothing
IT WAS A SLICE OF LIFE
well, no
it was nothing
life isn't like that
life is nothing
this is life
_________________
I watching Big Brother all day and did nothing else.
___________-
that's life
I wish I could still masturbate
that was always useful
not fun at the end, but useful
filled up time
and it stops you getting testicular cancer
maybe i'll get testicular cnacer now that I don't mastrubate anymore
that would be ironic
well, no
it woudln't be
it would just be a thing
EVERYtHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON!1
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GOD YOU STUPID FUCKER YOU ARE SO STUPID
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why the h
why is it always h
amaybe it' just the easiest key to hit
althought interestingly I wasn't using my right hand there
I was using my left index finger isn't that funny how about that!
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it's because i'm using my left pinky to hit return
myster solver
I GUESS
OR IST IT
THE FUTURE CIVILISAIONTS WILL MARVEL OVER THIS M YSTER
KKARA LOUISE IS SO CUTE AND SHY WHY CAN'T SHE BE MY GIRLFIREND SHE'D BE PERFECT FOR ME!
well, no
not me
the ideal version of me that only exists in my mind
a me that will never be
a me that is pretty poorly definied in my head anyway
i don't even imagine how he looks
he looks cool though
he must look cool
how else would he get all the girls!11
12
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gthe sky will never will
it's the sky
that's a stupid phrase
change it
update it
well, I suppose it's supposed to be irrational though
the sky is falling
since that doesnt' hapenn
never mind
what about hte moon though
could that fall?
could it just hit the EArth one day and crush many of us?
and fuck us up bigtimE?
that would suck
would be something though
ssomething is bvetter than nothing
death is better than an eventless life
deaht is the biggest event of them all
when's it going to ahppen!
lf
be patient
it will come
______-
fgI I'm not even suicidal
I'm just living in hope of a third otpion
jlsg
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hsfhs
hh
hitle rhl
g
if in doubt, type "hitler"
THAT'S ALWYAS GOOD FOR A LAUGH
LOL I'M BEING WAKCY
THAT'S WHAT I'M DOINg
MAKE YOU LAUGH
THEN I CAN'TPOISSLBY BE IN PAIN
TEARS OF A CLWON
^that was overly melodramatic
______________-
sleep
sometimes I dias
somet days I do think of what to write in thing of the day beore I write it
not today
I'm unprepared
naked
and there's nothing inside to share
damn
i could write about big brother
I could write paragraphs
proper sentences and EVERYTHINK!
but no
it's big brother
it's stupid lowest common denominator
of course I try to make myself out to be better than the average viewer by hating whoever's popular and only liking the intelligent ones (and the cute girls but not the popular cute girls) but really I'm as bad as any other viewer
or worse
it doesn't have a timeless quality anyway
when future civilisations discover thing of the day they're not going to care about my views on Brian and the Twins
and future civilisations WILL find thing of the day, I can assure you for that1
GOD TOLD ME SO
well, no
he didn't
you know people who say God told them to do stuff?
they're crazy, right?
i meajn, lots of them are murderers and stuff so of course they're crazy
but what about the average joe who thinks god is guiding them and "everything happens for a reason"
they're crazy, right?
they seem crazy to me
maybe I should murder them
and see if they still say "everything happens fore a reason"
but the thought of commiting murder makes me feel queasy
anyway here's a story about owls
_____________________-
The owl flew through the night looking for prey to feed its young. It found only death. It was shot, shot by a farmer. Why, I hear you ask? The farmed was a fucking asshole. A fucking asshole who stood outside late at night shooting animals just because he could. He liked killing things. And because of him, that owl's children starved to death. But the story has something of a happy ending. The farmer later found that he had AIDS and died!
________
that wasn't as tory
a story
sorry
it was nothing
IT WAS A SLICE OF LIFE
well, no
it was nothing
life isn't like that
life is nothing
this is life
_________________
I watching Big Brother all day and did nothing else.
___________-
that's life
I wish I could still masturbate
that was always useful
not fun at the end, but useful
filled up time
and it stops you getting testicular cancer
maybe i'll get testicular cnacer now that I don't mastrubate anymore
that would be ironic
well, no
it woudln't be
it would just be a thing
EVERYtHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON!1
_____
GOD YOU STUPID FUCKER YOU ARE SO STUPID
_____-
fg
fg
g
fg
fg
fg
fg
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
hhh
why the h
why is it always h
amaybe it' just the easiest key to hit
althought interestingly I wasn't using my right hand there
I was using my left index finger isn't that funny how about that!
hhhhhhh
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
hh
h
it's because i'm using my left pinky to hit return
myster solver
I GUESS
OR IST IT
THE FUTURE CIVILISAIONTS WILL MARVEL OVER THIS M YSTER
KKARA LOUISE IS SO CUTE AND SHY WHY CAN'T SHE BE MY GIRLFIREND SHE'D BE PERFECT FOR ME!
well, no
not me
the ideal version of me that only exists in my mind
a me that will never be
a me that is pretty poorly definied in my head anyway
i don't even imagine how he looks
he looks cool though
he must look cool
how else would he get all the girls!11
12
fg
dfh
dfh
dfh
dfh
dfhjifhjdfhlklghjklghjlghjfg
fg
gs
g
g
f
gf
ghj
ggf
gjfg THE SKY IS FLALInhg
ghgh
gf
g
gthe sky will never will
it's the sky
that's a stupid phrase
change it
update it
well, I suppose it's supposed to be irrational though
the sky is falling
since that doesnt' hapenn
never mind
what about hte moon though
could that fall?
could it just hit the EArth one day and crush many of us?
and fuck us up bigtimE?
that would suck
would be something though
ssomething is bvetter than nothing
death is better than an eventless life
deaht is the biggest event of them all
when's it going to ahppen!
lf
be patient
it will come
______-
fgI I'm not even suicidal
I'm just living in hope of a third otpion
jlsg
g
hsfhs
hh
hitle rhl
g
if in doubt, type "hitler"
THAT'S ALWYAS GOOD FOR A LAUGH
LOL I'M BEING WAKCY
THAT'S WHAT I'M DOINg
MAKE YOU LAUGH
THEN I CAN'TPOISSLBY BE IN PAIN
TEARS OF A CLWON
^that was overly melodramatic
______________-
sleep
