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"IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS AND SOME AROUSAL THAT I MUST DIVORCE EMILY FROM BAGPUSS," SAID GAGH IN A PRESS CONFERENCE ATTENDED ONLY BY THE SURVIVING CAST OF LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE, EXCEPT THE ONE THAT VOICES WALLACE IN WALLACE AND GROMIT AS HE WAS OUT GETTING LAID.
"IT JUST WASN'T WORKING BETWEEN US AS I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET HER AND ONLY MARRIED HER FOR ACCESS TO BAGPUSS. AND I HAVE HIM NOW!" AT THIS POINT GAGH PULLED OUT AN OBVIOUS FORGERY OF BAGPUSS AND START WAVINg IT AROUND.
"MIAOW, MIAOW, FUCKING MIAOW," HE SAID, GROWING INCREASINGLY DERANGED. "I'M OFF TO MARRY LENNY HENRY NOW TO GET FREE ROOMS AT PREMIER IN AND THEN FILL THE ROOMS WITH SOAP AND THEN GO TO THE FRONT DESK AND SAY 'HELP, MEL GIBSON'S IN MY ROOM AGAIN!' FLIBBLE, FLIBBLE, DREW CAREY, LO'DOWN, CANDY PANTS, OCH AYE JIMMY, EXCUSE ME I HAVE A BAP IN THE OVEN!"
GAGH THEN RAN AWAY INTO THE NIGHT RATHER THAN USING THE LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE BATHTUB TO ESCAPE AS HE HAD PLANNED.
MENTY WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT AS HE NEVER POSTS.
NEITHER WAS KATY PERRY BUT THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD TURN ON CNN.
"IT JUST WASN'T WORKING BETWEEN US AS I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET HER AND ONLY MARRIED HER FOR ACCESS TO BAGPUSS. AND I HAVE HIM NOW!" AT THIS POINT GAGH PULLED OUT AN OBVIOUS FORGERY OF BAGPUSS AND START WAVINg IT AROUND.
"MIAOW, MIAOW, FUCKING MIAOW," HE SAID, GROWING INCREASINGLY DERANGED. "I'M OFF TO MARRY LENNY HENRY NOW TO GET FREE ROOMS AT PREMIER IN AND THEN FILL THE ROOMS WITH SOAP AND THEN GO TO THE FRONT DESK AND SAY 'HELP, MEL GIBSON'S IN MY ROOM AGAIN!' FLIBBLE, FLIBBLE, DREW CAREY, LO'DOWN, CANDY PANTS, OCH AYE JIMMY, EXCUSE ME I HAVE A BAP IN THE OVEN!"
GAGH THEN RAN AWAY INTO THE NIGHT RATHER THAN USING THE LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE BATHTUB TO ESCAPE AS HE HAD PLANNED.
MENTY WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT AS HE NEVER POSTS.
NEITHER WAS KATY PERRY BUT THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD TURN ON CNN.