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Gagh To Take Driving Lessons and Join The Police Force.

Grammour Boy

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I have just been informed through back channels that the 30-year old BBS posting phenom formerly known as Gagh is due to take driving lessons during the upcoming Holiday Season. The driving lessons are also expected to boost Chris' chances at joining the Police Force as an Intelligence Analyst. The lessons are a present to Chris from his "folks" for being such a wonderful son and an overall nice guy. Having known ChrisG76 personally for over one year and a half, I couldn't agree more with his folks: He is an all-around nice guy and a wonderful human being.

Please join me in wishing our favourite Intelligence Analyst a wonderful Holiday Season and Happy and Safe Travels by Automobile.

Do well and stay safe, Chris. :)

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ChrisG76 said:
My Xmas present from my folks this year will be....driving lessons. I've never so much as turned a key in the ignition before. However, now with a serious mind turning toward a career change (I want to join the police force as an Intelligence Analyst, go figure), it;s the time to learn.

I guess they had to spoil the surprise to check with me first. Looking forward to it. Odd, seeing as I've never really cared about driving.
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THE CONSPIRACY CONTINUES!!111111

One of these days I'm just going to register you an account and send you the info, just to put a lid on all this. :P :D
 
Chris needs to practice the following common traffic phrases:

"Pick a lane, asshole!"

"Sometime TODAY, lady!"

"Gas pedal's on the right, douchebag!"

"Fuck outta my way! Jeeesus Christ!"

Also, it is common in the frenetic pace of today's traffic, that waving to other drivers be limited to only one finger per hand, in order to save time.

You're welcome in advance: you won't get this kind of info at Driver's school.
 
'Get that piece of shit outta the road!'

'Green means GO, moron!!'

'you're gonna have to apologize for that, bitch!'
 
Make sure you know where the horn is, you dont really need brakes if you know where the horn is and use it often.

Tailgating someone will in fact eventually make them drive faster.

Driving 10 mpt UNDER the speed limit in a no passing area at rush hour is a great way to do some RL trolling.

:D
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missmanners said:
I will NEVER let Chris forget he deleted me, ever!!!

:D
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He was recently reappointed moderator of bowels, a position in which he is likely to wield tremendous power and influence. God helps us all. :fear:
 
I beleive Chris passed wind an hour ago, and you havent started a thread about it, you must be slipping up in your old age.

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Rich, I am nothing like that stalker priest, dude. Just trust me. :D
Conan O'Brien's "Priest Stalker" Charged

NEW YORK, Nov. 8, 2007
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(CBS) A Boston priest was arrested in New York City last week and has been charged with stalking late-night talk show host Conan O'Brien, New York City police said.

Rev. David Ajemian has been placed on leave after he was arrested last Friday, the Archdiocese of Boston announced Wednesday.

Ajemian, 46, remains in the custody of New York City police after he allegedly sent multiple communications to O'Brien over 14 months, police said. They said Ajemian was told to stop with the communications but did not, and a warrant for his arrest was issued by the Manhattan District Attorney's Office.

CBS station WBZ reports that Ajemian is accused of sending O'Brien threatening notes on parish letterhead and contacting his parents.

"I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution - or a spot on your couch," wrote the Rev. David Ajemian, who signed the notes "Padre," said Barbara Thompson, a spokeswoman for the Manhattan district attorney's office.

Court papers say Ajemian referred to himself as "your priest stalker" in one note and complained of not being allowed in to see an earlier taping of the O'Brien show.

"Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?" the note said.

Ajemian was arrested at 30 Rockefeller Plaza while trying to enter a taping session of NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Ajemian was a reverend at St. Patrick's Parish in Stoneham, Mass., from 2005 to May of this year. He has not been reassigned to another parish since May.

New York City police officials said Ajemian is charged with aggravated stalking and harassment. They said he had been sending the popular talk show host e-mails and letters since September 2006.

An NBC spokesman said O'Brien is not commenting on the incident.

The priest could face up to a year in prison if convicted on charges of aggravated harassment and stalking.

The Archdiocese of Boston released a statement saying, "(Fr. Ajemian) is no longer able to exercise public ministry."

The Archdiocese would not give further comment.

Ajemian is a graduate of Harvard and the John XXIII National Seminary and was ordained in May 2001. The New York Times reports that the priest said in his correspondence that he had followed Mr. O'Brien's career since they both attended Harvard.

WBZ correspondent Beth Germano said that parishioners at St. Patrick's in Stoneham are "stunned," and that they described the priest as "a spiritual man."
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Missmanners had a driving accident.....:(

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GB, do you have a crush on Gagh, by any chance? :unsure:

Seriously. At least three out of every four post you make these days seems to be about him. I notice this and I don't even post here that often.

Just curious.
 
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