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Gagh To Take Driving Lessons and Join The Police Force.

Donovan said:
Chris needs to practice the following common traffic phrases:

"Pick a lane, asshole!"

"Sometime TODAY, lady!"

"Gas pedal's on the right, douchebag!"

"Fuck outta my way! Jeeesus Christ!"

Also, it is common in the frenetic pace of today's traffic, that waving to other drivers be limited to only one finger per hand, in order to save time.

You're welcome in advance: you won't get this kind of info at Driver's school.
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And don't forget, "Hey moron, stop signs don't turn green!"

And, "I relize your penis is tiny but driving like a dick isn't going to make it any bigger."

And my personal favorite, "Less talkie on the cell phone more driving, dumb fuck."
 
Anna said:
GB, do you have a crush on Gagh, by any chance? :unsure:

Seriously. At least three out of every four post you make these days seems to be about him. I notice this and I don't even post here that often.

Just curious.
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Get head much?
 
Anna said:
GB, do you have a crush on Gagh, by any chance? :unsure:

Seriously. At least three out of every four post you make these days seems to be about him. I notice this and I don't even post here that often.

Just curious.
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SHUT UP!
 
Grammour Boy said:
I have just been informed through back channels that the 30-year old BBS posting phenom formerly known as Gagh is due to take driving lessons during the upcoming Holiday Season. The driving lessons are also expected to boost Chris' chances at joining the Police Force as an Intelligence Analyst. The lessons are a present to Chris from his "folks" for being such a wonderful son and an overall nice guy. Having known ChrisG76 personally for over one year and a half, I couldn't agree more with his folks: He is an all-around nice guy and a wonderful human being.

Please join me in wishing our favourite Intelligence Analyst a wonderful Holiday Season and Happy and Safe Travels by Automobile.

Do well and stay safe, Chris. :)

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I wish Gagh all the best.

We can always do with more police officers.

I thought about joining the force once. But then decided it wasn't for me.
 
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