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Gagh
- Thread starter Kefka
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I own neither.
I may have sex with men, but that doesn't automatically make me a retard.
I may have sex with men, but that doesn't automatically make me a retard.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUt
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
And dogs.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
AND MY AXE.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I'VE NEVER EVEN RENTED DIRTY DANCING NOR EVEN WATCHED THE WHOLE THING START TO FINISH ON TV I TELLYA
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
i'll take a whack at it.
AHEM:
BORN IN A DODGY AREA OF TOWN CALLED THE DIRT, GAGH WAS A SPECIAL CHILD FROM THE START. HE GOD HIS DEGREE IN CHEMICAL EMGINEERING, AND IMMEDIATELY SET ABOUT COOKING UP HIS VERY OWN RECREATIONAL DRUG, "CHALMY". HIGH ON CHALMY AND DRUNK WITH HIS OWN POWER AND STINK, GAGH HAS CRASHED MORE HIGH SOCIETY PARTIES THAN A GOOD NUMBER OF U.S. NAVY JET AIRPLAINE.S. NO MATTER WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO SAY ABOUT THIS FINE BRITISH GENTLEMAN, HE WON'T LET YOU BECAUSE HE CAN NEITHER TAKE A COMPLIMENT OR GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BREAKAWAY CHAIR LIKKE A STUNTMAN WOULD IF HE WERE FILMING.
RAISE YOUR GLASSES OF CHALMY HIGH, FOR GAGH, WE SALUTE YOU!
AHEM:
BORN IN A DODGY AREA OF TOWN CALLED THE DIRT, GAGH WAS A SPECIAL CHILD FROM THE START. HE GOD HIS DEGREE IN CHEMICAL EMGINEERING, AND IMMEDIATELY SET ABOUT COOKING UP HIS VERY OWN RECREATIONAL DRUG, "CHALMY". HIGH ON CHALMY AND DRUNK WITH HIS OWN POWER AND STINK, GAGH HAS CRASHED MORE HIGH SOCIETY PARTIES THAN A GOOD NUMBER OF U.S. NAVY JET AIRPLAINE.S. NO MATTER WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO SAY ABOUT THIS FINE BRITISH GENTLEMAN, HE WON'T LET YOU BECAUSE HE CAN NEITHER TAKE A COMPLIMENT OR GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BREAKAWAY CHAIR LIKKE A STUNTMAN WOULD IF HE WERE FILMING.
RAISE YOUR GLASSES OF CHALMY HIGH, FOR GAGH, WE SALUTE YOU!
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
GOD, I NEED MY CHALMY FIX RIGHT NOW GOASODGASDFGREHDHGJ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
SOMEWHERE CHUMBAWUMBA JUST MADE 54 CENTS.
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
gagh was born the son of a Duck farmer in Belgium. His early life was spent forcing grain down the throat of baby ducks. His father moved to Holland to join the Campaign to call Dutch people "nederlanders" whilst his mother joined a circus as a bearded lady.
Gagh stayed with mother until they reached the vast fairground that is Hampshire. There were a few happy years when gagh played on the helter skelter with his friends. They sang Eleanor Rigby while swooshing down the slippery wooden ride. It was at this point he met "uncle Phil" who ran the ghost train. i have to consult my notes for the rest
Gagh stayed with mother until they reached the vast fairground that is Hampshire. There were a few happy years when gagh played on the helter skelter with his friends. They sang Eleanor Rigby while swooshing down the slippery wooden ride. It was at this point he met "uncle Phil" who ran the ghost train. i have to consult my notes for the rest
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
NOT THE SAME AS MY STORY, THEREFORE 100% BOLLOCKS.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Gagh was born as the son of DOCTOR SEX and his wife MARGE. They named him Gagh because they were drunk and soon put him up for adoption so that they could concentrate on eating eels. Gagh was adopted by Santa Claus he loved him from the start and taught him how to feel emotions such as love, hate and everything in between. Gagh was soon hunting polar bears with Santa, but tragedy struck when General Zod (disguised as a penguin) shot Santa in the back breaking his spirit. Gagh vowed revenge on Zod and travelled to the world training with ninjas and cats for the eventual battle. However, Zod himself died of FAT DISEASE ten minutes before the battle and Gagh had to take his frustrations out on Grammour Boy instead. Gagh was then arrested for stealing a priceless diamond from Ian "Lovejoy" McShane and hung by the feet from a washing line outside Ken Dodd's London home. He was never seen again. 