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Gagh

Gagh was born in a trunk at the Princess Theater in Pocatello, Idaho.

Then his folks gave him a gay-ectomy and a football for Christmas.
 
Yeh Isch, you hater, soon you will understand my power. Dan Brown visits me at night and I tell him secrets.
 
All of these stories are true. You may collectively make up my full 500 page biography.
 
The being currently known as "Gagh" is, in actuality, a collection of hive-minds from the planet Earth 616. Earth 616 is on the brink of destruction, having made all of the exact same mistakes as the previous 615 Earths. Including making Mike "Boogie" Malin the winner of Big Break All-Stars.

Gagh was sent back through a gopher hole (it's like a worm hole, but worms were hunted to extinction in the year 2015, so now they call spatial anomolies "gopher holes") to try and persuade humanity to save itself. Unfortunately, Carl the Gardner blew up the gopher hole, stranding Gagh in a world he never made.
 
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