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Gather Round Badlanders

Loosely translated:

I brauchtete it, equally he was a gay, because he had something kriminalismus against me gesah. One day it wolltete to California because wolltete it sings makes. I also however more spater. So, we leave. I did not know that gives it no to work. It could not bedauren that kriegtete I a success with radio. It awake-constant so largely with jealousy. It nante me all white, shits to speaker, cheap Jew, and so on. He drank himself dead. It schwultete its tail on Santa Monica boulevard. I think it had schwulieheit lost fur strippers on Sunset the Strip. He versuchtete suss with my aunt makes and sagtete it that was her me away into the toilet threw. She threw it away. My money kochtete away. I had left it in LA. It had a dear one. Let that dear one pay.


Ich brauchtete ihm, ebenso war er ein Schwuler, weil hatte er etwas kriminalismus gegen mich gesah. Ein Tag er wolltete zum Kalifornien weil wolltete er singen machen. Ich auch aber spater. So , verlassen wir. Ich wusste nicht, dass gibt es kein arbeit. Er konnte nicht bedauren, dass kriegtete ich ein erfolg mit radio. Er wachstete so gross mit Eifersucht. Er nante mich ein Alles Weisser, ein scheiss sprecher,eine billige Jude, und so weiter. Er trank sich tot. Er schwultete seines Schwanz auf Santa Monica Boulevard. Ich denke er hatte die schwulieheit verloren fur eine stripper auf Sunset Strip. Er versuchtete suss mit meine Tante machen und sagtete ihr, dass soll sie mich weg in die
 
Close, but no cigar,. I needed him, though he was gay, because he was witness to a criminal act committed against me. He wanted to go to CA to be a singer. Me as well, but later. I had a tiny success with radio, and he could not contain his jealousy. He called me a know it all, bullshitter, and cheap jew. He drank up my money. He wanted to live large. He humped his ass on Santa Monica BL while rubbing my nose in his new Sugar Daddy. He picked up a stripper on Sunset Strip. He humiliated me before my family, laughing that they would kick me out and adopt him. The money evaporated. I left him in LA with all his friends and returned to Florida. Big mistake. I should have gone it alone.
 
The english version sucks because you feel trapped in a rapidly deteriorating situation, but I gotta say not speaking the language made the German version funny as hell, because only the words I knew stood out. It was like this:

"Blah blah blah talked shit, blah blah blah stripper on Sunset, blah blah drunk bla bla Jew, blah blah criminal blah santa monica blah blah asshole."

I could only make out enough to know you were pretty pissed, and the blanks my mind filled in were pretty damn entertaining. Not that I'm trying to make light of your situation, I used to do the same thing watching foreign language trashy talk shows...
 
Close, but no cigar,. I needed him, though he was gay, because he was witness to a criminal act committed against me. He wanted to go to CA to be a singer. Me as well, but later. I had a tiny success with radio, and he could not contain his jealousy. He called me a know it all, bullshitter, and cheap jew. He drank up my money. He wanted to live large. He humped his ass on Santa Monica BL while rubbing my nose in his new Sugar Daddy. He picked up a stripper on Sunset Strip. He humiliated me before my family, laughing that they would kick me out and adopt him. The money evaporated. I left him in LA with all his friends and returned to Florida. Big mistake. I should have gone it alone.

Yes, and things are worse. He sent me threatening emails ala Jillian

*hugs Neon*

I didn't grope you! HONEST!
 
You totally touched her breast with the back of your hand, and then held it there. I saw you, you masher! What kind of man are you!?!*

* obscure pop culture reference of the day.
 
you guys are really fucking gay. especially j n l.... if this is how you spend your time you must have a stinky vagina that not even your dad wants to fuck. or your mom with a dildo.
 
further more sniper kitty is a goon.if anyone wants to know the true identity of snyper kitty and j and l i know. i know them by name and where they live.


as a matter of fact theyre actually butthumping each other while watching hidden videos of their sisters fucking stray dogs
 
fapfapfap. this site is fail.
its a total fail. and everyone in here besides me cuz im the shit. and i just come in to see what ive been missssssing the last year and a half ive been gone.... and you know i really havent missed much. just a bunch of 35 year old virgins who live with their moms and pops and suck their sissies small titties while sitting on their thumbs...




so if anyone wants to know the true identity of loktar, snyper, or jnl... let me know. you can have them if you suck my p.p.
 
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