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STUPID KITTEN PICTURES! FUCKING MY HEAD UP! THEY ARE GOING TO RULE THE WORLD! THEY ARE FUCKING TAKING OVER
MY HEAD! MY BRAIN! MY EYES! OMFG MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!
SO MUCH FUCKING CUTENESS IN ONE THREAD
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finally
a picture on the internet
of a cat
without
words
scrawled all over the top of it

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You should never forget burgers and fries!
http://youtu.be/eX7F-86OYEo

That is one angry kitty kitty. She's at the vet. Looks like she got new tags and may be coming off some surgery anesthesia. Not nice to do that to a freaked out cat. If she gets loose, those people that are supposed to be taking care of her, not taunting her with burgers and fries, are going to find their eyes blackened. They'll be in the newspaper talking about they were just innocently minding their own business and scary pussy cat came out of nowhere and clocked them for no cause at all. And, somebody, not saying who, will speculate it was somebody other than the cat that blacked their eyes. And, poor kitty kitty in addition to being terrorized and horrified will have her name besmirched.

I think we should start a petition to set that pussy cat free. Let her claim her revenge. Let her have her "burgers and fries!"
 
If you really want to make my mom lol, you have to know these jokes.

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They already know how I like the "no arms and no legs jokes." They cried, begged me to stop telling them. I did. I still collect them though.

That guy in the picture is a motivational speaker and he's very good.
 
They already know how I like the "no arms and no legs jokes." They cried, begged me to stop telling them. I did. I still collect them though.

That guy in the picture is a motivational speaker and he's very good.

What ever you do, don't type into google "Asain lady with one arm and one leg"
 
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