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Geek Squad guy and his lazy eye

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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The Geek Squad guy came to my house today. I couldn't tell what he was looking at.
 
I wish I knew more about this geek squad fella
 
What kinda problem did you have Cassie?
 
The Geek Squad dude gave me a shirt when he came to my house.His eyes were normal though.I have a bad habit of laughing when I see those people that have what I call "Columbo eye syndrome".
 
I called the Geek Squad and I was all, "I need to know if you can find and print out the date something was written from my memory." And he was like, "Uh, they only do that on CSI." And I was all,"And you call yourself a geek? You're just a plain old nerd." It was a perfect prank call but sadly it was a real conversation.
 
The dvd drive died, and my 3yr in home service plan expires in 4 days. ANYWAY now I can watch 300 on my computer NO NOT SO I CAN DROOL OVER THE HOT MANFLESH! IT'S ARTISTIC AND SHIT!!!

What's funny is, I knew the dvd thingy was toast when I called in and the guy, I'm sure he was in India, made me do all kinds of stupid shit from deleting the cookies to defragmenting the hard drive.. I was all "really? You want me to defragment the hard drive? and that will fix the dvd player?" He lied and said it would in his Apu voice. :rwmad: I knew he was full of shit, but I think they have to try something over the phone before they send someone out.

OH and the Geek Squad guy was really big and tall, and when he got out of that little cute Geek Squad Volkswagen I almost fell out laughing.
 
Did you have sex with his lazy eye?
 
FUCK THE SKULL HOLE, CASSIE!!!
 
I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!
 
USE A CANE OR PENCIL OR SOMETHIN', WHERE'S THAT FAMOUS FLORIDA IMAGINATION?
 
Cassie is too busy watching her pigs do things to each other!
 
The pigs will be dead soon. I give 'em two weeks tops. I hate raising pigs!!

I will have a calf soon, and I love raising those. So cute and cuddly and delicious.
 
Do you let your weird neighbors have sex with yer farm animals?
 
Dave, you are strangely obsessed about sex with the pigs... is there something we should know?
 
The Geek squad laughed at me.
 
Cassie said:
Dave, you are strangely obsessed about sex with the pigs... is there something we should know?

Your the one with the pigs...
 
I heard one of those Geek Squad guys raped a lady once...

BE CAREFUL!
 
You might get some suprise sex.
 
Dr Dave said:
Your the one with the pigs...

That is true, but I'm not the one thinking about sex with them all the time.



A Geek Squad guy got into some troubles for watching a lady take a shower while he was supposed to be working on her computer. What I want to know is: What the hell was she thinking, running off to get a shower while a stranger was apparently alone in the house with her? That's just stupid. I don't even go pee if a repair person is here.
 
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