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Geek Squad guy and his lazy eye

Not even if your bladder was verily bursting with urine for to pee with?
 
Well... I would go pee if I was about to burst. They usually fix whatever is wrong in mere seconds making me angry that I didn't just fix it myself, but since I've already paid for the in home service plan I SHOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.

The Geek Squad guy told me I shouldn't bother building my own computer and just get an hp NOW I AM CONFUSED.
 
I, unlike this wierd Ish fella am more interested in the geek squad stories that Cassie's bladder.
 
Cassie said:
That is true, but I'm not the one thinking about sex with them all the time.
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Why must you turn this into a thread of lies.

Its time to heal Cassie, its time to heal.

*hands Cassie pillz*
 
I'm laughing at your superior intellect.
 
I'm not laughing at all :(
 
I wish I had taken a picture of the Geek Squad car. I wonder if I can break something on my computer before my warranty expires and make him come back.
 
Shoot your computer with a gun.
 
That's not covered in the warranty :(
 
*looks at Cassie*

*shakes head*
 
I don't like allowing people in my house. If its a computer or something, I take it to them and say "Its broken. Fix the piece of shit."
 
Idon't like peoples in my house either. I don't want them discovering my chained up cheerleader slave..
 
I'd just leave the computer and hope it fixed itself somehow.
 
I like to let people into the house after I set out the jars of various things I have preserved in formaldehyde... and I mumble things to myself.
 
Are your pigs dying of something?...Like a big family breakfast?
 
Download a virus then make him come fix it.
 
The pigs will be dying at the butcher shop soon. I am sooo glad we don't do the butchering ourselves, like we used to. BLECH. Maybe even next weekend, I hope. I don't like them, they are smelly.
 
I watched a Gordon Ramsey show where he butchered the pigs he'd been keeping as pets for months. It was quite disturbing. I considered becoming a vegetarian. Then went back to my bacon sandwich 38 seconds later.
 
Gordon Ramsey is the devil.
 
It was quite a powerful piece of television, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. You saw the pigs with their throats slit and all dead and stuff.
 
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