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Gems from Science

I will think of the do si do every time I look at fish now.
 
BUT THEY CAN'T CURE THE COMMON COLD.
 
I hope America enters the space program someday.
 
a woman asked me yesterday, "if your precious Stephen hawking is so smart, why hasn't he discovered the cure for his disease? Or cancer? EH?" I said, "he's an astrophysicist, not a medical researcher". She said, "so what? isn't he smart enough to do both?"

.....um....cuz they're such similar subjects? omg.
 
So the American disease of anti-intellectualism has spread up there?

On behalf of my fucked up nation, I apologize.
 
Or just tell her to fuck right off.
 
Or eat her socks.
 
Or do a dance of joy to bring on CHRISTMAS SNOW!
 
I wonder what time it is in the reverse universe.
 
It's always PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY TIME!
 
None of the articles ever answer what life would be like in a "backwards" universe.
 
There's some big fucking meteor shower happening the next few nights and OF COURSE I will not see a single meteor :rwmad:
 
It's very rare you can see anything where I live during meteor shows. I think I've seen two shooting stars here ever. :(
 
I can't even see them here in Scotland. But then again I never want to stand outside at night to look for them because it's too cold.
 
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