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Gems from tumblr

 
"Honey! That big thing from Neverending Story just crash-landed in our pool!"
 
 
 
 
That doesn't embed as a video and clicking it does nothing. FOR SOME REASON. I was going to post the same thing in the Twitter thread (assuming it's where the dog eats the cat's head.)
 
It is, I don't know why it won't embed, it SHOULD HAVE. :rwmad:

Have some cute grandma instead.

 
SHE'S INVISIBLE.
 


I would literally melt and die.
 
That would be so itchy and uncomfortable
 
Neighbor's rooster pecked a nice gash in my leg when I was little. DEATH TO ALL OF THEM :rwmad:
 
I do love cocks. Unless they have BEAKS. :rwmad:
 
It is apparent that roosters hate kids.

I must get more roosters.
 
Also-now I know my story of being chaesd by a rooster when I was a kid is not out of the ordinary.

My favorite story is when I was attacked by this asshole rooster all the time until one day it was caught on some gardening string on the fence. I got some scissors and cut him loose and the next day when I had to feed the chickens he ran up to me and I was sooooo scared-he didn't attack me though-he guarded me and wouldn't let any chicken near me.

True Story!
 
 
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