Gems from Twitter

[Cassie]

OMG, I just saw "a bobcat attacked my wife" video for the first time.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

TARDIS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

More like THE REPUBLIC OF TARDISTAN

 

[Mirah]

Are the kids crying because they were sitting under the driver?

 

[Cassie]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Mirah]

pharmaceutical cocaine. Wow. To shrink the sinuses. Hmmm. Will that solve my allergy/sinus problem AND give me energy? Can I have some?!

 

[Mirah]

OMG The comments after are fucking hilarious.

"When I was 3 I stuck a rock up my nose and I didn't get any cocaine.

Dude I stuck a rock up my nose when I was 3 or 4.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

(click to read all the images properly!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thank you to Mentalist for showing me this hotness.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Cassie]