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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I only use "the big light" if I get out of bed late at night and can't find the smaller, correct lights.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

Mirah

I love you
I only use "the big light" if I get out of bed late at night and can't find the smaller, correct lights.

I just got done house sitting in a house that had light controls attached to Alexa. It was pretty sweet, and wierd. I couldn't even find the correct switch sometimes when I would come in the door and I would just say, "Alexa turn on the lights" it was nice if I had my hands full.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
People scoffed years ago when I remarked that Jedward had child-bearing hips.

I AM VINDICATED!
 
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