Gems from Twitter

[Cassie]

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good used of Chantelle from Big Brother.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember a "MILF SQUIRTING" tweet appeared on my timeline once because BDM had liked it.

 

[Mirah]

I imagine the bedroom being on the top portion. But I would want a skylight so I can see the stars, and maybe the birds during the day.

 

[Dr Dave]

Imagine having to clean bird poop off the window...

 

[Mirah]

This IS NOT a GEM from Twitter

 

[Mirah]

Imagine having to clean bird poop off the window...

I thought of that.

 

[Dr Dave]

And?

 

[Mirah]

WEll, I mean people have sky lights. Its a thing.
I just thought, "Well I would probably have to clean the bird poop off of it" OR-if I liived in a place that recieved lots of rain-it would just wash itself off