Gems from Twitter

[Love Child]

I met my doppleganger on Twitter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it Mirah?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

That door knows what it did.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Love Child]

I find it creepy when I get personal messages on Twitter thanking me for following them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Salvadore Daleks"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't remember what this was and the account's suspended now!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Franklin or Eleanor?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I read that as "Animal Crossing" then got disappointed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah it's wrestling but look at the camera work!

 

[Cassie]

RIP sugar daddy.

 

[Mirah]

She says don't @ ME! LOL
Why am I reading/listening to this? Why why why?

Cassie WTF?! I had to come back and write this because I am watching that stupid video. She was talking to her dead sugar daddy, not realizing he was dead and then her next thought is, "He owed me money"
AND I AM STILL WATCHING
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS

 

[Cassie]

Twitter is dark and full of terrors.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine only having one race horse.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mirah]

Was it Mirah?

No. It is someone who lives in the same area I grew up, she likes video games and is sort of Lutherany. (A little more lutherany than I am) but still! Someone else on my list introduced us. He was wierded out by our similar posts.

 

[Cassie]

SO CUTE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WACKY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE