Gems from Twitter

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Rotting" is such a sales draw.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COR SHE'S NEVER ALONE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT EH WOT

 

[Mirah]

Was she trying not to make a mess? Whats going on here?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(Courtesy of Macaulay Culkin's humor site)

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mentalist]

Amazing!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mirah]

More of those and less preachers speaking in tongues! That was scary! Also-how did that Boris thing happen? What is the story about that? I am afraid to google, "Man hands Boris Pink Penis"
Actually BRB.

Nope. Nevermind. That was quick.

2nd Edit. Dammit. I fell for it. Of course I could tell that penis was fake!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'm going to get a vasectomy, after which I will begin to referring to my genitals as my "fake penis".

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mirah]

Wow, that is messed up!

I am happy to report:

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's only a gem from twitter if someone peed in it.