Gems from Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

lol

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

Please state the nature of the medical emergency. We are one step closer to having photonic lifeforms.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Tracey Ullman Simpsons shorts were WEIRD.

 

[Mentalist]

Oh boy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He claims he was tucking in his shirt after removing his microphone.

MMMM-HMMMM...

 

[Mirah]

Perfectly normal
perfectly acceptable reason

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How does he tuck in the back if he's lying on it?

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

(It's a thread.)

 

[Cassie]

 

[Mentalist]

Kanye might be crazy but he's spitting straight facts here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

One day I'll travel back in time and convince George not to sell STar Wars and he'll make Episode 7 himself and it'll have a character named Lucius Radition and it'll be awesome.

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if Kanye ever read Dune.