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General Neighbours discussion

Apparently in New York sunset is at like 11:30pm.
 
I liked when Tash called Summer "Little Miss Fringe".
 
It's no wonder Chris's parents have old fashioned views, considering his dad is The Fonz.

Diana Marshall *points* You're fired!
 
Do you think Real Declan read the scripts for these episodes and ran off to join the army rather than play this shit out of character version of Declan?
 
He'd already nobly put up with the Bridget storyline for months, biding his time until they killed her off and replaced her with an actual girl, but this was just the last straw!!
 
SPOILERS: Rebecca and Fake Declan are leaving.

But so is Zeke! :(
 
Well this is a subdued beginning to the episode.
 
Wait, so the receptionist told Donna that Prue had "just" collected her key but she'd somehow had sex with Ringo's dad in the time it took Donna to get to the room?
 
When he said he wasn't with Donna's mum for very long, he wasn't kidding!
 
So they actually got Ringo to record a version of the Kylie/Jason wedding song and played it during the ceremony. That's fucking sick.

Nice Tim Collins mention!

Lucas finally gets into Libby's pants after three years of trying. But why did we have to keep looking at his fat little belly but we didn't even see Libby in a bra?
 
"That song? Oh yeah, it's some old song Paul put me on to. I just rearranged it, hired musicans, a producer, a sound engineer, and about a week of studio time to record it. We're several hundered dollars in debt now."
 
Remember when Donna had a brother and sister?
 
The brother was kind of nice. He was always annoyingly having off-camera swims in the pool. The sister was gross, though.

I kind of had to look away during the shots of Libby with greasy, flabby Lucas. She could do so much better (Mike, for instance!).

The song wasn't actually too bad, even if it was preposterous that Ringo could've done it on his own.
 
Lucas is in his boxers. Libby is fully dressed.

Fuck you, Neighbours.
 
Another Neighbours character has a previously undiscovered and potentially lucrative talent!

So we have a singer, a dancer, a writer, a Bond villain, a doctor, a model, a journalist, a musician, a fashion designer, a lawyer, etc etc. My street just has office workers.
 
Who cares, it means we get rid of Ben!
 
Not until he goes to, er, writing school. Is that something the Neighbours writers have ever heard of?
 
I didn't even see it today. Is that his genius ability, writing?
 
Yes apparently he writes really good stories about what it's like to be Dahl.
 
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