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General Neighbours discussion

"Hi I'm an angsty teenager who likes 'underground' music and I want to host a show!!"

"Do you have any experience with presenting a radio show?"

"No."

"Do you have any experience with broadcasting equipment?"

"No."

"Do you have any experience with creating a playlist for a two-hour long show?"

"No."

"Then why should I let you on the show?"

"I am a main character."

"HIRED!"
 
I downloaded the Lostboy podcast last night!

I liked the bit where Libby and Dan were sneaking into the pirate radio station and Libby told him to stop acting like they were in Scooby Doo.
 
I liked the bit when she was "QUICK! PRETEND I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" and he's all "...but you're my wife."
 
I LIKED HER TITS
 
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CUBA, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CUBA
 
I like how Donna is in the opening titles three times now for some reason.
 
I hate Didge blowing that bubble.
 
So wait Toadie wrote a screenplay in a weekend?

Really?

Really?
 
Yeah, he started it the night Guy held him and Callum hostage and somehow finished it in less than a week despite being interviewed by the police, working as a lawyer, being in denial about his dog dying, having a funeral for his dog, eating pizza...
 
They're characters in Neighbours, the script could be absolute shit and it'd still be better than anything their friends or family ever come out with.
 
I think the cat's plan was to kill Declan all along.
 
Good plan.
 
Maybe Didge will take her own life in support?
 
So that's how the Parkers all end up leaving? Committing group suicide under Harold's house.
 
That was some good writing there.

"Hey Elle I'm not going to follow you out for some reason."

"OKAY! I HOPE YOU DON'T DIE!"
 
He made his choice.
 
What's with all the bizarre close-ups of the ugly girls mouths?

Does the director have a fetish or something?
 
All the scenes with Karl, Zeke and Sonny were great. Karl and Susan fucking carry the show.
 
Worst "lesbian kiss" in the history of the world.
 
Seriously.

Out of all of the very attractive ladies in this show, it's Sunny?


SUNNY?


UGHHHH
 
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