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George Lucas is a cunt

Tyralak

Official ASVS Token Trekkie
http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/gaming.gadgets/07/06/light.saber.lucas/index.html

Ok, to be fair he may not actually be behind this, probably the suits in Lucasfilm's leal department. But srsly, don't they have anything better to do than harass companies making real world laser devices because they vaugely resemble some fictional weapon from his movies?
 
He also stopped me wearing two caps at the same time when I started calling them hAT-hATs.
 
He personally scooped my eyes out with a spoon because I've seen Star Wars too many times.
 
Sounds painful.
 
I don't think Lucas himself cares -- Lucasfilm tried to pull a cease and desist on Mad Magazine for their Star Wars spoofs while Lucas himself separately sent them a letter praising the spoofs. Mad happily waved that letter in the lawyers' faces and continued spoofing.
 
Lucasfilm's lawyer are a bunch of dickheads. I will now go and state the obvious elsewhere!
 
He needs to pull an Order 66 on his legal team (LITERALLY.)
 
Dammit, I wish I'd thought of posting that. I REALLY HATE YOU NOW WACKY DAMN YOU
 
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