George Lucas to Come Out of Retirement?

[Gagh]

I hear he wants to produce a 'Talking Heads' style feature length Star Wars freestyle pic with nothing but disabled people and really, really black people playing all the parts.

 

[Mentalist]

MESA THINKEE THIS DA GREAT IDEA BOMBACLAT PASSES THE BOWL!

MESA REMEMBER SEEING PADMEE SHAGGIN ANI AND MESA SELLS THE SEXOO TAPE TO WATTO FOR MUCHA CASH!

 

[Gagh]

Is that Gungan or Asylum Seeker you're speaking?

 

[Mentalist]

Same thing I thought.

 

[Gagh]

MESA AHMUDU N'BANGWA. MESA FROM DE HOLY HOLY COUN'RY OF NIGER. MESA WANT ALL YOUR BOMBAD BENEFITS AND MESA WANT YOUR HOUSE FROM DA BIG BIG COUNCIL WAITING LIST MUCH EARLY.

 

[Mentalist]

MESA WENTY ON BIG BROTHA AND NOWS ME GETTING DEPORTED!

 

[Gagh]

Do you think Gary Glitter has one of those lifesize Jar Jar's they had in KFCs?

 

[Mentalist]

I wouldn't rule it out of the realm of possibility. Be a stupid kid who fell for THAT one though.

 

[Gagh]

I shudder to think what's happened to the Jake Lloyd one.

 

[Mentalist]

Don't worrry. I bought the whole production line and blew them up at Lewes Bonfire Night.

 

[Gagh]

Shame it didn't take all the snobby tosspots in Lewes with them, really.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You mean a TALKING CGI style CGI CGI CGI with CGI and BAD DIALOGUE?

 

[johnford]

Oh you mean he's not making a sequel to the always fun to watch...(cough cough)...Howard the Duck.

 

[Mentalist]

God, Howard The Duck was abysmal. I think they are secretly working on another Star Wars project, we all know about the TV show but I would not be suprised if EPIII was not the last movie.

Can anyone say Tales of the Jedi? God, I love those comics.

 

[johnford]

So if they do make more is it going to be set before any of the films or after ROTJ?
hmmmm!

 

[jack]

They made a movie of Howard The Duck?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They made a duck of Howard the movie!?