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GEORGE WASHINGTON

i heard... motherfucker had, like, thirty god damn dicks.
 
Pocket full of horses, kicked the shit out of bears!
 
saved the children but not the british children,
saved the children but not the british children...
 
I've had this in my favs for a while. It's classic.
 
had to kill his sensei and never said why...

It was shown to me a couple weeks ago and I tend to play it often. It's comforting, knowing that the first president had, like, thirty god damn dicks.
 
While the one now just is a dick.
 
Yes. Most of my fellow blue state friends would agree. Others would disagree, rightfully thinking he's a cock. It's a divisive issue here in the states, but we'll work through it.
 
Hmm. Somehow I doubt John Lennon took a dump on George Washington. I mean, they're not even in the same time zone, geographically.
 
I approve of slicing Paul McCartney's head open though.
 
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