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Get well soon Stephen Hawking

He was a dapper man in his youth...

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A full recovery? So he's going to be able to walk again!?

(He's getting better so it's okay to make sick jokes again.)
 
stupid George Bush banning stem cell research didnt help matters.

Clearly this is Bush's fault, just like with Superman! It's a good thing we have Obama, he'll swoop in and save the Worlds Greatest Physicist.

Srsly though, Stephen Hawking has got to be the most overrated scientist of all time. What has he done besides writing a laymens physics book and mocking Issac Newton while playing poker with Data.

He predicted that black holes evaoprate over billions of years, woohoo! If he wasnt a hilarious looking cripple no one would have ever noticed him.
 
He's done more than either of us combined will do in a hundred lifetimes, so show him some fucking respect?
 
I seem to remember one time he got hit by a car while trying to cross a road in his wheel chair. This man is invincible. He probably spends his time malevolently thinking about how to attain immortality. Maybe one day he'll hook his brain up to a computer like Barclay and become god.

He needs to be stopped
 
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